What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

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They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Then came..

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

share office space ...

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So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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No way

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

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